Classmate: Why are you wearing a gay giraffe shirt?
Me: First of all, don’t use “gay” as an insult. Secondly, it’s NOT gay. It’s clearly a dude giraffe and a girl giraffe. That’s why they’re different colors. Third, most giraffes actually are gay. They just run around having gay giraffe sex for fun most of the time, and only have reluctant sex with a female for the sake of reproduction. Boom.
Everyone else in the entire room: …
Classmate: …
Me: BOOM.
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