May 2013
153 posts
14 hours ago I was like, “Maybe I’ll go to sleep”
Can you guess what I just watched an entire season of in one sitting?
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right but what the hell am i supposed to do when I liked a text post already and then it shows up on my dashboard again except reblogged by different people with different comments where is the double like button
I did a thing with a car and a screwdriver and bolts and maybe sprockets (idk what are sprockets) and the dashboard and the radio and i don’t know who i am anymore
“[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix...”
– Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty)
Look, someone who gets it.
(via knitmeapony)
I subscribed to Netflix when Megaupload went down, and like a month later I couldn’t imagine going back to pirating. Honestly, these days I view it as more of a hassle to pirate...
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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elephants are the only animal alive that cant jump
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hugh hefner, alice cooper, and the...
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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Differences in commentary - quoted verbatim
Orton vs Swagger:
Cole: And now the dangerous Orton fighting back!
King: I don't think Swagger wants this to devolve into a slugfest.
Cole: And Orton... BELLY-TO-BELLY BY SWAGGER!
King: Whooooa!
Cole: Is it enough? Nearfall!
JBL: Swagger hooks you and he torques those hips, you're GOING somewhere. That great amateur background of Jack Swagger.
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AJ vs Layla:
JBL: If Michael was triplets he'd be a ten if you added them all together.
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Do you see the problem here?
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I find it amazing that Tumblr sold for 1.1 Billion dollar. I get that Yahoo sucks and all that, but more importantly this is probably a really bad move on their part. I don’t see where the profit is and definitely don’t see enough profit to recoup their money. Having the brand is all well and good, but that doesn’t matter when your company goes...
“The thing about changing the world… once you do it, the world’s all different.”
– Buffy (via whedonesque)
pastafarian07:
I find it amazing that Tumblr sold for 1.1 Billion dollar. I get that Yahoo sucks and all that, but more importantly this is probably a really bad move on their part. I don’t see where the profit is and definitely don’t see enough profit to recoup their money. Having the brand is all well and good, but that doesn’t matter when your company goes belly up. Maybe, I’m missing...
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t think i’ll ever love anyone more than i love mozzarella sticks
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gayashale:
can we talk about chris and kate’s faces when allison showed them the condom in magic bullet?
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I really fucking hate that cutting off lines of communication without a single word of explanation is apparently such a widespread and accepted thing.
I get it. I have no fucking social skills. Often times I don’t know what is and isn’t too weird, and I am probably going to do something stupid. When that happens, how about, I don’t know, fucking communicating to me...
jehanprouvair:
a haiku about doctor who:
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Every year this happens. One day there’s just an explosion of Eurovision all over the place. This is like the fifth time I’ve been aware that Eurovision is a thing, and I still have absolutely no idea what the hell it is.
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YO. ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. TAG YOUR DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS.
